POEM TITLE Sea-dogs Allowed, Ooh Ar Me Hearties!
POEM There’s a jolly we cove where I likes to be,
It goes by the name of Blackness On Sea!
I us’lly takes ma wee duggie wi’ me-
An’ they call her Black Hearted Bella!
Is that ‘cos I is black? Bit raciest, Mum!
No, it’s cos you is a naughty dug! Now let me continue
It’s here we have found us a rare ‘ostelry,
The Lobster Pot, right, an’ there’s views of the sea!
The artwork’s a treat, they do coffee and tea,
Or a pint with a meal.. I’ll try lobster!
Do they do sossijes?
-Shut up dog!
They builded the castle near this decent pub,
So pirates an’ soldiers could all get good grub.
An’ maybe go hame wi’ a rose in a tub!
Me- I’d rather a snog wi’ Sam Heughan!
Mum now it’s you lowering the tone!
-Aye but who would nae? 🤪
Two swash-buckling’ sea dogs like us will n’er win,
But we promise on Long John’s grave we’ll still come in
We’ll order two cokes (you could slip me a gin 😉)
And as usual we’ll leave without payin’ 🤣 🤣 🤣
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